Any more rain and I would have turned into a freaking vampire. Or as albino as I turned when I was a Computer Science major. I got out and became an English major. It was one of the best decisions I made. Some people I knew got "monitor skin," a rare occurence where those deprived of sunlight get a strange greenish tone in their albinoid-like skin color. Now that was freaky.
I think that I shall bask in the glorious light and enjoy the sun. Until more rain comes. Whenever that is. Oh well. I shall get some natural vitamin D.
In honor of my English major (traditional emphasis--think British and American Literature with a side of linguistics) and my bizarre sense of humor, Vampire Shakespeare Theater. Enjoy.
ROMEO: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun...AGHHH! THE SUN!!!
That's all for now.
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