All That Jazz...

The complete version of my “All That Jazz” parody. You may notice the repeated reference to alcohol. Well, as I have stated in earlier posts, law school events and other social gatherings involve alcohol. It’s an accurate representation. For those who are fans of Chicago, I give no apologies for turning this song into beer-soaked filk.

All That Beer
Law School Student
Tap a keg
Let's visit all the bars
Drink all that beer!
I'm gonna play beer pong
And drive all around town
Drink all that beer!
Drop the books
I know a great night spot
Where the drinks are cheap
But the girls are not
When you're out of Green Hall
Your IQ starts to fall
From all that beer!
Crim Pro
Drink all that beer!
Read the casebook!
Drink all that beer!
Chug, chug chug!
Type your notes
And outline cases too
Drink all that beer!
I know the Contracts test
Is gonna blow your fuse
Drink all that beer!
Hold that cup
We're gonna drink some more
I bought another keg
At the liquor store
Because your B-A-C
Makes you drunk legally
From all that

Student and faculty
Beer!

Student
Got symptoms
Of alcohol abuse

All
Drink all that beer!

Student
Vodka mixed
With some cranberry juice

All
Drink all that beer!

Student
Tap a keg
My liver's gonna fry
I'll get another ticket
It's a D-U-I
Because the problems here
Get worse due to the beer
Drink all that beer!

Faculty
Oh, you're gonna drink alcohol
For three years

Student
Drink all that beer!

Faculty
Oh, you're gonna drink alcohol
every day

Student
Drink all that beer!

Faculty
How do you spend all your money?
Oh, now you think it's funny
That you're here
Just drinking beer
Drink all that beer!

Student
Tap a keg
Let's visit all the bars
Drink all that beer!
I'm gonna play beer pong
And drive all around town
Drink all that beer!
Drop the books
I know a great night spot
Where the drinks are cheap
But the girls are not
When you're out of Green Hall
Your IQ starts to fall
From all that beer!

Faculty
Oh, you're gonna drink alcohol
For three years
Drink all that beer!
Oh, you're gonna drink alcohol
every day
Drink all that beer!
How do you spend all your money?
Oh, now you think it's funny
That you're here
Just drinking beer
Drink all that--

Faculty
Beer!

Student
GPA will fall
Due to the alcohol
Drink all that beer!

Faculty
That beer!