Friday, September 08, 2006

A Friday Post

Greetings and welcome back to The Un-Zone, the only site on the Internet that I know of devoted to all things related to Un. Please hit the "Back" button if you were looking for something else like the United Nations or porn or whatever you searching for.

It's time for one of those random updates where I write about nothing significant like web links because I have nothing interesting to write about or I am too lazy to think of something great. Man, I need to get a social life.

This is probably one of the more...um...interesting stories that I have read on the Internet. You've got to give it to the Japanese for such vivid and creative headlines for a newspaper story. What else would you expect from the people who gave to the world comics involving sex with aliens and tentacled creatures? You just have to see the article and judge for yourself.

I've been to McDonalds before and I seriously doubt that I will confuse a little eatery in Malaysia serving chicken curry with the fast food institution. Come on, it wouldn't be a McDonalds without the ubiquitous golden arches and the other features that make a McDonalds and McDonalds. Oh well, that's how the legal system works these days.

Nope, that doesn't look like I'm going to confuse the two places. Besides, the curry place probably has meat in the food.

And in not-so-smart criminal behavior, a man accused of killing his wife left behind a to-do list in his house. The police found it when they searched his house. Maybe he should have put down "Destroy this list" on the list. This comes to your from New Orleans, so I guess the cops got a "big easy" load of evidence. Sorry for the bad pun.

And more dumb behavior by criminals. If you have a damaged car, do not tell the repair people that you were car-jacked and the thieves stole crack-cocaine from your car. And if you do happen to tell that story, don't leave any incriminating evidence like a stash of drugs behind. As my Criminal Procedure professor said, "Leave your drugs at home."


That's all for now.

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