Greetings and welcome back to The Un-Zone, the only known site on the Internet devoted to all things related to Un. It's time for an update to this site, something that has not been done in quite a long time. And now, back to the regularly scheduled program...
Today's post is all about the legal system. Well, stories that involve criminals and the lawyers who have to defend them. These stories should teach you important lessons if you are a lawyer, wanting to be a lawyer, or if you happen to be on the wrong side of the law in the future. Not that you are criminals or anything... I hope my blog readers are not criminally inclined.
If you are a criminal and you've just been sentenced, there are certain things you should not do. You should not scream obscenities at the judge or the jury. You should not make threats at anyone, especially the judge. You also should not hit your lawyer like this man. As tempting as this may sound, it is not a good thing to do. Never do this.
In addition, if you have done the deed, do not blab that you did it to anyone. The person might be an informant. They might be a cop. They might tell the police on you. It is a good way of getting your butt hauled into jail. Not a good thing if you want your criminal tendencies to stay anonymous.
Do not do what this person did. He wrote a book and told how he did it. He got convicted of murder.
If you're accused of copyright infringement, do not plagiarize your appology speech from the Internet, just like this government official.
If you burglarize and vandalize a campsite, do not leave your name at the crime scene. The police, oddly enough, will track you down.
If you are angry at your wife's attorney, there are good ways of venting your anger. Committing arson is not an acceptable option.
So, do not do what these people have done. Your life will be much better.
That's all for now.
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