Happy halloween. Have fun dressing up in costumes.
If you're a female, you're probably going to wear a costume that is more risque than what you normally wear in real life. This goes for everyone, as even the regular church goers(Sundays and possibly Wednesday naight), will be dressing up this year. Unless you are an ultra-conservative and instead of dressing up in a costume and giving out candy, you will be passing out anti-Halloween tracts saying it is a sin and Halloween is a trap made by Satan as seen in this Chick Tract. We're all going to burn in Hell and there are evil Satanistic covens who want sacrifices and candy is filled with razor blades:
Just remember this, if you are a guy, do not dress up like a woman every year. It is not a good thing. Sure, you may get laughs, but seriously, consider the following. People will begin to wonder if you are questioning your gender. This goes double if you decide to go all the way and decide that everything has to make you feel the part...yeah. You're one lipgloss tube away from the sex change operation. Now that is evil.
Or you could be like this man and be Steve Irwin:
I just found out that the stand-up Open Mic contest is not on November 15th, but on November 8th. Apparently, there is a KU basketball game on November 15th. At KU, basketball wins out. So, I now have a week less to make some funny stuff up and make people laugh. I can handle that. I'm a law school student. I've been trained to make up stuff in short amounts of time.
And just in case you haven't seen this, it seems appropriate for today.
That's all for now.
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